do it like

Today, what with the wrist brace, the arch supports, the bunion cushioning, and the usual foundation bra, I feel like nothing so much as a collection of mechanical supports cinctured around a fleshly integument.

Yet, perhaps counterintuitively, I feel like dancing. Have been working out choreography in my head to "Do It Like A Dude."

When all seems lost, dance!

I totally understand. I only wish I could dance. All those years of ballet training, I must admit, were wasted.

DB

I wish I could dance without

I wish I could dance without this much pain. I think I can fix some of it, though. Strength training will probably help the knees, at least.

Grab my crotch, wear my hat

Grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you.